absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I cut my penus on the lid.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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