it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.