office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.