No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.