I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..