First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist