ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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