The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
