there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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