i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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