Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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