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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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