i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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