Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
