All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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