so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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