if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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