I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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