How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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