I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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