I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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