IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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