it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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