Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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