the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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