All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I love having hate sex.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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