let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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