the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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