i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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