I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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