If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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