There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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