Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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