I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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