I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Let's paint friendship bongs
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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