I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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