We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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