That's intense
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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