Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
