who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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