i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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