I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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