I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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