his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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