Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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