How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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