Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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