yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize