You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
where am i from again
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This is the high leading the old right now
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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