So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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