I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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