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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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