after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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