I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
