I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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