When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
