There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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