Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Your mouth is God's brothel.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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