What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I did not marry a roomba.
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